Clever thoughts about fruits. Exotic fruits

I liked you then
Appeared before then
You are a juicy, ripe fruit.
Then, until I understood
Only your peel was juicy.
And inside, under your peel
And I did not think to look then.
Then only a year later
I looked deeper into you.
I saw the whole insides-
It was empty, wormy and rotting!
What a pity that the year was wasted.
That I did not look through your peel then!

The language of fruits - they know little
And sometimes they don't understand
That, having tasted the delicious fruit, Seduction will come.

On the palm of your hand there are grapes
But not dark, white.
This means:
I will be glad to talk with you.

Would you like a slice of tangerine?
This gesture is clear to everyone:
I choose you as my wife
For the first time and for good.

Do you like persimmon? Do not know:
On, taste, you are smart
And now my fate,
You will rule yourself.

Here is a slice of apple, here is a slice of pear
Or take a watermelon and listen to me.
I offer you sex, but this ...

Jacob lived in the land of wandering
Of their fathers. Abraham
I also settled in the spaces
But I could not resist myself

He was originally on that land.
And after Isaac-son
Obstacles of Tsar'kov-chiefs
I could not overcome it.

Official, administration
They drove him off the ground.
Lord God favored
Do not leave the hotel at all *.

Two grandchildren had a little quarrel,
We could hardly get along.
Dear fathers beaten
Esau went over to Edom.

Unable to withstand the competition,
In Seir he lived
And with my brother ...

What happened to Russia with us?
Sometimes we cannot feed ourselves.
Europe has imposed sanctions on us ...
Our government again did not grieve.
I quickly moved to China ...
The food problem seems to have subsided.
The Chinese will replace the European market ...
Russia will be “fed, shod, clothed”.
There are over a billion people in China ...
And some really live there poorly.
Although in the recent past ...
The Chinese have always starved in China.
They began to strengthen their economy
And apparently they stopped starving.
Who...

Nature is kind to man,
She feeds us like a mother;
I would thank her for that,
Understand, help, not break.

All that is useful to us grows:
The fruits contain nectar for health.
Their juiciness returns to life,
Accept this gift of the sun!

The taste of fruit is a thrill and deliciousness,
It has a delightful sweetness!
Feed gravity for fruit,
From them harmony and joy!

And if you want to live long,
And to know less grave ailments,
If you want to think clearly,
And shine with youthfulness,

Then don't you take the poison ...

Someone lives inside us
Sings songs sincerely, -
Ruddy kind Kolobok.
Or maybe it's God?

It's like a heat factory there -
Fragrant honey has expired,
Hot sweet hearts honey
Which warmed us in bad weather.

We generate a product
Someone needs this fruit;
And they will come to us for this fruit.
No wonder we live in the world!

Drink where the horse drinks. A horse will never drink bad water. Make a bed where the cat is laying down. Eat the fruit that the worm has touched. Feel free to take the mushrooms that the gnats sit on. Plant a tree where the mole digs the ground. Build a house in the place where the snake is warming itself. Dig a well where birds nest in the heat. Lie down and get up with the chickens - you will have the golden grain of the day. Eat more green - you will have strong legs and a hardy heart, like an animal. Swim more often - you will feel on the ground like a fish in water. Look at the sky more often, and not at your feet - and your thoughts will be clear and light. Be silent more than speak - and silence will settle in your soul, and your spirit will be peaceful and calm.

The watermelons are so delicious. Everything about them is good, except for the nasty seeds!
- You just don't understand what the whole point is, right? After all, it is thanks to the irritating seeds that the watermelon is so tasty. Overcoming the obstacles known as seeds to eating the fruit is a mini-drama that goes hand in hand with this meal ...

Let's take a seed as an example. If it constantly tried to maintain its integrity, new life would be impossible.
The seed goes through a tremendous struggle, losing what it thinks is its shape; losing its safety and integrity, becoming vulnerable - to turn into a sprawling deciduous tree rich in fruits and flowers. Without this voluntary openness to transformation, life will not sprout.

But in my country everything is there, there is oil in it and gas in it, there is coal and there is nickel, there is no number of aluminum.
It contains gold, diamonds, emeralds and topaz
How is it: the country has everything, But the people do not have a dick?
And in my country everything is there, there is grain and meat, there is salmon and sturgeon, They are full of caviar.
There are vegetables and fruits, and dairy products.
How so: there is food, but the people do not have a dick?
How is it: everything is in the country, And the people live in shit?
And in my country everything is there.
There are governors in it, there are mayors, deputy. there are mayors
And the deputies have deputies.
FSB and the Ministry of Internal Affairs, And in the bushes of the traffic police, And from Forbes boys
Outside the country.
Generals, MPs, Communists, Democrats
How so: they all are, And they all do not have a dick?
And it's great to live in a country where people live in shit.
All the people live in shit, and shit lives completely

Life experience is reflected in oral folk art. There are quite a lot of folk proverbs and sayings about vegetables. Despite this, most people know no more than two dozen. What are proverbs and sayings, how do they differ from each other?

Proverb- this is a short figurative expression with an edifying meaning. The proverb has both a literal and a figurative (figurative) plan or only a figurative one.

Proverb- a figurative expression that exists in speech for emotionally expressive assessments (for example: "I'm tired of worse than a bitter radish" - an expression of annoyance). The saying is often humorous in nature. Unlike a proverb, a proverb does not contain a general, instructive meaning.

A proverb is an encrypted and proven wisdom over the years. And the ability to apply the necessary proverb or a vivid proverb to a word characterizes a true connoisseur of the traditions of the Russian language. This page contains the bulk of the Russians proverbs and sayings about vegetables, but there are also several Ukrainian ones.

Proverbs and sayings about all vegetables

Every vegetable has its own time.

Vegetables are good in cabbage soup.

If you don't grow vegetables, you can't cook cabbage soup either.

Every day with vegetables, but not every day with cabbage soup.

Proverbs and sayings about cabbage

Cabbage is not empty, it flies itself into the mouth.

Cabbage is not thick cabbage.

One pocket is empty, the other is cabbage.

Cabbage is better empty: at least not empty in the belly.

Without watering and cabbage dries.

Cabbage from a bush, thick, but tasteless.

Tongue cabbage is not shredded.

Do not punish God with nothing, like cabbage with nothing.

Plant cabbage in someone else's garden (take care of other people's affairs).

A peasant will not be full without bread, cabbage soup cannot live.

In the vaunted cabbage, there are many rotten heads of cabbage.

A goat on a skit is a bad guard.

Cabbage loves water and good weather.

Eat the cabbage, but don't waste it!

There was also cabbage, but it became empty.

I ate cabbage, but my belly is empty.

Fuck and cabbage is not food?

The goats are full and the cabbage is safe.

I would go to a neighbor for a cabbage, but they won't be allowed out into the yard.

The head on the shoulders is not a head of cabbage. (proverb of the Komi people)

The head is like a vat, but the mind is not like a cabbage head.

Why build a garden if you don't plant cabbage?

The head is garden. (means a cabbage head, i.e. a slow-witted, sluggish, awkward person, gaping)

Do not poke your nose to the cabbage, as soon as they let it go.

Proverbs and sayings about onions

Holo, bare, and there is an onion in the cabbage soup.

Whoever eats onions, God will deliver him from eternal torment.

In our land, it’s like in paradise: you don’t eat onions or rowan berries.

Peeled off like an onion.

Onion grief (i.e. unlucky, clumsy person; idiot).

Erysipelas are cranks, eyes are onions.

Horseradish and radish, onions and cabbage - they won't let a dashing one.

As if hiding from a bow.

Onion for seven ailments.

Onions and a bath will fix everything.

The bow is good both for battle and in cabbage soup.

Proverbs and sayings about garlic

Onions with garlic are siblings.

The soul did not eat garlic, and it does not stink.

Even if you take it to Mecca, the pungency of the garlic will not pass. (Chechen proverb)

Whoever ate the garlic will have an effect. (Crimean Tatar proverb)

Onion cures seven ailments, and garlic cures seven ailments.

His mother is onions, his father is garlic, and he himself grew up with pink jam. (Turkish proverb)

Gave milk, and garlic regurgitates.

Honest garlic and onion.

Proverbs and sayings about beets

As red as beets, like blood, like cranberries, like poppies.

The beets are red, although they grow in black soil.

Don't look for borscht without beets.

Beetroot is a red girl, but with a green plait, on the table she is a queen, it is useful for health.

Where there are no fruit trees, beets will pass for an orange.

Beetroot is useful for us, we keep it in reserve.

Didn't kill the hazel grouse, eat the beets.

Beets are not cloudberries, although they are in a basket, but they grow in the ground.

The lady-beet got wet in the rain, she is good - she did not fade.

Where there are beets and borscht, look for us there too.

No salmon, so eat beets.

You, beets, shut up, they cook cabbage soup from cabbage.

Without borscht, lunch is not lunch, and without beets, there is no borscht.

The lady-beet did not fade by herself, she lies on the ridge, looks everywhere.

Proverbs and sayings about carrots

The pig went to the gardeners: for carrots, for turnips, for white cabbage.

In the underground, underground, there is a pie with carrots: I want to eat, but I do not want to climb.

You will lie on the beds, you will not see the carrots.

Carrots add blood.

Onions and carrots, although from the same garden, are not equally sweet.

Love is like a carrot: it will lie down and wither.

Carrots are sweet, but in the neighboring garden. (Ukrainian)

Eat carrots too, if there is no apple.

This carrot on time will be useful.

Keep your tail a carrot!

Radish proverbs and sayings

Garlic and radish, and on the stomach tight.

Tired, worse than a bitter radish.

Horseradish and radish, onions and cabbage - they won't let a dashing one.

In the post radish tail.

The task is very important, but the taste of carrot.

They started talking great, for hell, for radish, for sour cabbage.

Seven changes, and all one radish: tricha radish, chunk radish, radish with kvass, radish with butter, radish in pieces, radish in cubes and whole radish.

Our uncle has everything radish: tricha radish, chunk radish, radish with butter and radish with kvass.

Knowing with a friend is not a rare thing.

Don't tell everyone that a radish is worth the money!

Radish boasted: "I'm good with honey!"

Proverbs and sayings about horseradish

Horseradish and radish, onions and cabbage - they won't let a dashing one.

A radish came, yes, hell, yes, the book of Ephraim (Great Lent).

Guest for hell, for a radish, dear guest.

I'll make you dig with a horseradish snout.

For seven years the worm hibernated in horseradish, but did not know the taste (Ukrainian).

Horseradish radish is not sweeter, coal is not whiter than soot.

Elnik, Bereznik is not firewood? Fuck and cabbage is not food?

Eat horseradish edible and you will be tenacious.

I'm not happy about the fucking grater, but it dances with its sides.

They started talking great, for hell, for radish, for sour cabbage.

The same pike, but under the horseradish.

Fuck is cheap, but what's the use of it? (Ukrainian.)

Horseradish radish is not sweeter, the devil is not lighter.

Horseradish and turnip, and even then rarely.

What the hell, what mustard - not much difference (Ukrainian).

Ephraim loves horseradish, and Fedka loves radish.

In a foreign land and sweet in mustard, and in the homeland and hell for a lollipop.

Hello for hello and love for love, but to the envious - horseradish and pepper, and that is not from our table.

Proverbs and sayings about potatoes

Potatoes are a sucker for bread.

Dig potatoes, do not wave your hands.

Where potatoes are not respected, incomes are reduced.

Love is not a potato - you cannot throw it out the window.

Love is not a potato: you cannot cook in a pot.

Potatoes save bread.

The hungry and the potatoes are a delicacy.

Potatoes are our mother, and bread is our breadwinner.

Potatoes - bread support (backing).

Put potatoes in okroshka, and love in business.

Potatoes and porridge are our food.

That potato will not be born, who is lazy to plow.

Proverbs and sayings about turnips

The turnips are sold and the cart is covered.

Erysipelas - even this turnip, even plant carrots.

Remember the turnips, so that they give cabbage!

I would eat turnips, but teeth are rare.

Turnips and turnips are not boasted.

It looks like a turnip to us.

There is a turnip - little honor.

Peas and turnips are an enviable thing: whoever does not go snatches.

Cheaper than a steamed turnip (i.e. very cheap).

You can't grow a turnip without care.

Good (girl), like a washed turnip !.

Turnips and peas are sown for thieves

Turnip belly is not crepe.

The pig went to the gardeners: for carrots, for turnips, for white cabbage.

Turnips and peas are not near the roads.

Hungry Fedot and turnips in the hunt

Simpler than a steamed turnip

Turnip - meat, cut and eat.

Eat a turnip instead of rye, but don't keep someone else's

Proverbs and sayings about rutabaga

How many rutabagas do not grow, but you have to eat!

People do not boast of turnips and turnips.

Steam the young rutabagas, and the brains for the girls-winches!

I fled from the cabbage, but I got on the rutabagas.

Ate one rutabaga from a heap - the mare is lighter!

Proverbs and sayings about peas

Peas and turnips in the field - a widow and a girl in people.

Peas and turnips are not cracked in the stomach.

The family and the peas are threshed.

The girl in the house is enviable, but the peas in the field: whoever passes, pinches.

The bold peas sip, but the timid and cabbage soup will not see.

A matchmaker, not a matchmaker, but don't get into peas.

Peas and turnips are an enviable thing: whoever goes, snatches.

He slurps the peas with an awl, and even shakes them off.

Peas don't stick like a wall.

Like peas against the wall.

If the peas were not frosty, it would have grown over the tyn.

In summer, do not lie under the border and do not nibble peas. (don't take time off, things don't wait)

Proverbs and sayings about beans

Do not boast, peas, in front of the beans, you will be yourself under your feet.

Beans are not mushrooms, if you do not sow, they will not sprout.

I’ll scout someone else’s trouble on the beans, but I don’t apply my mind to my own.

Don't laugh, peas, no better than beans: you will get wet and you will burst yourself.

These peas are not better than mushrooms(beans).

If, and if only, beans grew in the mouth, there would be not a mouth, but a vegetable garden.

When the roasted beans bloom.

Proverbs and sayings about melons and gourds

Who has what taste: who loves melon, and who loves watermelon.

The pumpkin looks like a watermelon, but the taste is not similar to it.

Proverbs and sayings about cucumbers

Unleash a sow-thistle - and there will be no cucumbers in this world.

What a fine fellow, if your nose is a cucumber!

Plant cucumbers in the sea (i.e. cheat, exaggerate)

Where there are cucumbers, there are drunks.

A free cucumber is better than a purchased melon

Well done, what a cucumber, and a cucumber, what a good job.

The cucumber is in the tub, and the carrots are in the garden.

A mushroom and a cucumber in the stomach is not a tenant.

In the cellar, the cucumber does not spoil, but in the sun it rots vividly

Pike with cucumbers - eat with fellows.

Proverbs and sayings about pepper

Heart with pepper, soul with garlic (i.e. evil person).

Hello for hello and love for love, but to the envious - horseradish and pepper, and that is not from our table.

And without pepper it will reach the heart

Small pepper, but it stings strongly. (Vietnamese proverb)

Young pepper burns harder. (Ossetian proverb)

Horseradish with pepper converged.

Proverbs and sayings about nettles

Do not sit under someone else's fence, but at least in nettles, but under your own.

It is common with him that to sit in nettles.

Evil nettle seed: don't brew beer out of it!

If the nettle was not frosty, there would be no freaks with it!

The settlement is good, but overgrown with nettles.

Proverbs and sayings about other vegetables

Do not stir someone else's sorrel, but pick up your own, and how you move!

Bad years, if quinoa is in the rye /

Trouble in the countryside, since quinoa is on the table

PS from contemporary folklore:

A good appetizer is sauerkraut: it’s not a shame to put it, and it’s not a pity to gobble it up.